Mini Squishable Acorn

I’VE HAD IT, NO MORE SQUIRRELS. Acorn, I didn’t even say anything about squ- SHUSH, DON’T SAY IT. Acorn you’re overreacting, what’s wrong with squ- UHHH SHUSHHSUHSHS. Acorn! What’s your problem? THEY’RE CALLED TREE CHICKENS NOW. No, Acorn. YES. IT’S HAPPENING. I think that’s a little much. PETITION TO NAME CHANGE. I don’t think this is gonna- PERMISSION GRANTED. And thus this concludes the fable of Acorn and the Tree Chicken.